Two Cents

Hello Funny People, Welcome to 2025. Here's hoping you enjoyed your holiday celebrations 🍾. One thing, of course, remains for me to remark upon, and that is how the final month of the previous year panned out. In a word: it was alright. A Brief Recapitulation December began in quite a lovely way. I spent the first day of it driving back from Ohio where I'd been visiting my brother. It was obscenely cold, and snow covered a good portion of the Midwestern states thanks to th roll of our region's annual first major cold snap. Literally, the first thing I did after I got home was shovel the front steps of my house and salt the shit out of them. And if you read that previous sentence and haven't a clue what either if those things are, consider yourself fortunate. After that, everything became all about the holidays. I timed buying all the major gifts I needed to get to coincide with the Black Friday weekend and naturally stressed over whether or not the damn thi...