If You're an Antivaxxer, You're a Special Kind of Stupid
I will not argue with antivaxxers because there is no argument.
I'll say that again: THERE. IS. NO. ARGUMENT.
Viruses are dangerous, which is why we develop vaccines. That life expectancy has gone up since we developed the earliest vaccines proves one thing: vaccines work. As far as I'm concerned, if you are anti-vaccine, you're an idiot.
Many of you antivaxxers actually got vaccines when you were younger, though you may not remember. Why did you? Because your parents loved you and wanted you to live. Know what that makes you? Grandfathered-in hypocrites. You've benefitted from a resource that you're now denying to the next generation. Shame on you. Sadly, that love was misplaced; rather than growing up to be a productive member of society, you spend your days manipulating statistics, ignoring facts, and spreading misinformation.
So as far as I'm concerned, if you're reading this, and you're an anti-vaxxer, I don't care if I offend you. You're a special kind of stupid. This isn't ranting and raving either because I have some evidence to support my claim. Consider, if you will, the following.
If you're reading this, and you seriously believe that the vaccines are just a ruse to implant tracking devices into your body, you're a special kind of stupid. We already have tracking devices; they're called smartphones.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it would be better for your kid to catch Polio rather than take Jonas Salk's vaccine, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it would be better for your kid to catch Whooping Cough rather than take vaccine, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think your kid would be better off catching Diphtheria than take the vaccine, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it would've been better for your kid to contract Small Pox rather than take the vaccine, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously believe it would've been better for your kid to catch Swine Flu rather than take the vaccine, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it's better to let your kid catch Chickenpox rather than take the vaccine, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it's better to let your kid catch Measles rather than take the vaccine for it, you're a special kind of stupid. You're also one of the stupid fucks who caused the outbreak at Disney Land and ruined everyone's vacation.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it'd be a better idea to let Tetanus run its course after your kid steps on a rusty nail instead of running to get a shot, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think it'd be better to let your kid risk catching the Mumps instead of getting them vaccinated, you're a special kind of stupid.
If you're reading this, and you seriously think that if a rabid dog or bat bit your kid that it would be better for them to die of Rabies rather than take them to the doctor to get the needed shots, you're a special kind of stupid.
The COVID-19 vaccine(s) are a miracle of modern science. When the pandemic began, most experts projected that it would take 18 months to 2 years to develop a vaccine. But look at us now. 3 (the Oxford, the Moderna, and the Pfizer), all of which are over 90% effective, are here. We (as in humanity) developed 3 vaccines to counteract 1 virus in 11 months. 11 Months--exactly half the time originally projected. That is amazing. And that anyone would rather risk ending up on a ventilator (or in a coffin), rather than take the two doses is a sign of a special kind of stupid.
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